Planet baby calling!

She's going to have a baby! He's looking a bit unsure - lots of muttering about sleepless nights and a penniless retirement. Still that's what you get if you become a father at fifty. I heard him on the phone saying 'Once a woman's decided to have a baby there's bugger all you can do about it.'

I've heard all about babies from my mates. I suspect we'll get a bit of a bum deal when the baby comes - no more lying on the bed, jumping on and off the sofa. They'll probably forget all about us.